I would like to thank the Gubment....

So, after 8 years of being locked into a payment plan, I finally got enough benji's in my bank account to pay off my student loan. It was a ballsy move, with the uncertainty of what my future holds, but I've decided to be un-American and live a minimal debt/debt-free life, at least for now.

In return for the 15K I paid to Mohela, I'd like to thank the Gubment and my mother for the opportunity to get a Bachelor of Arts degree in Mathematics, and obtain a light-blue collar job in retail management. The experiences, notice I didn't say education, were well worth it.

So, to all those bettering themselves through higher education, best of luck in getting a good job and paying off your student loans before you have to remortgage your house to do it. Much love to my brother (lucky bastard) who has his Masters and Doctorate paid for while lounging in the country down under.